Laughing Matters

July 2, 2019

One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy negligee.
“Tie me up,” she purred, “and you can do anything you want.”
So he tied her up and went golfing.

Fourth of July tribute

July 2, 2019

He awakens, not sure what day it is. It is January or July? Listens to songs on the radio. His life goes marching by.

Yoga pants are my new best friends

June 6, 2019

I was in the locker room at the gym recently when I saw a woman whose T-shirt read, “My yoga pants have never been to a yoga class.” Talking with her, I discovered the message was two-fold: although she wasn’t a fan of yoga, it didn’t mean she didn’t love her yoga pants.

Flipping houses— it’s not like TV

June 6, 2019

Flipping a house can seem like a walk in the park when it’s wrapped into a few montages during a half-hour TV segment. Find a run-down property. Buy it. Take out a few walls, paint, replace carpets, upgrade the kitchen and voilà! You could make tens of thousands of dollars in just a short time. Reality is seldom so straightforward. Flipping a home can be risky, and there’s no guarantee you’ll profit.

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