Laughing Matters

October 31, 2017 0

Anger management Submitted by Derek Lecompte “When I get mad at you, you never fight back,” a husband said to his wife. “How do you control your anger?” “I clean the toilet bowl,” she said. Her husband was baffled. “How does that help?” he asked. “I use your toothbrush.” What’s [ . . . ]

Laughing Matters

October 4, 2017 0

Very busy Submitted by Katie Moreno Two new mothers were talking about a friend of theirs, who had just given birth to triplets. “You know, that only happens one in 12,000 times,” one mother said. “Amazing!” said the other. “How did she ever find time to do any housework?” Religious [ . . . ]

Laughing Matters

August 28, 2017 0

The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, “You graduated from a good college and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus [ . . . ]

Laughing Matters

July 31, 2017 0

Working dogs Submitted by Ron Wagers What do you call a dog that works in a lawyer’s office? A para-beagle. My mistake Submitted by Helen Curtis The light turned yellow, just in front of a driver. He did the right thing and stopped at the crosswalk, even though he could [ . . . ]

Laughing Matters

July 5, 2017 0

Country song Submitted by Bob Breazeale I’m trying to compose a country-western song, but parts of it are harder than I thought. I haven’t written any music or lyrics (that’s the hard part), but I do have a theme and a title. It’s about a guy who asks his long-time [ . . . ]

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