Laughing Matters

August 28, 2017 0
The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, “You graduated from a good college and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus [ . . . ]

Laughing Matters

July 31, 2017 0
Working dogs Submitted by Ron Wagers What do you call a dog that works in a lawyer’s office? A para-beagle. My mistake Submitted by Helen Curtis The light turned yellow, just in front of a driver. He did the right thing and stopped at the crosswalk, even though he could [ . . . ]

Laughing Matters

July 5, 2017 0
Country song Submitted by Bob Breazeale I’m trying to compose a country-western song, but parts of it are harder than I thought. I haven’t written any music or lyrics (that’s the hard part), but I do have a theme and a title. It’s about a guy who asks his long-time [ . . . ]

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December 5, 2016 0
Christmas stamps Submitted by Pat Jessup A woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas card envelopes. She says to the clerk, “May I have 70 Christmas stamps?” The clerk says, “What denomination?” The woman says, “Lord help us. Has it come to this? Give me [ . . . ]

Laughing Matters

October 31, 2016 0
Thank God Submitted by Jerome Bowles I’ve sure gotten old! I’ve had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, and fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I’m half blind and can’t hear anything quieter than a jet engine. I take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded and subject [ . . . ]
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