Skydiving Submitted by Bob Breazeale A skydiver jumped out of a plane on his first solo jump. At the appropriate time, he pulled the ripcord. Nothing happened. He pulled the cord for his reserve chute. Nothing happened. As he dropped like a rock, he saw a man dressed in orange . . .
And God created Dog Submitted by Frankie Brown Adam and Eve said, “Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we don’t see you anymore. We’re lonesome here, and it’s difficult for us to remember how much you love us.” God said, “No problem! . . .
The talking dog Submitted by Willa Mercado A man decides his son would love a dog for Christmas, and on his way home from work, he sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog for Sale.” He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in . . .
Anger management Submitted by Derek Lecompte “When I get mad at you, you never fight back,” a husband said to his wife. “How do you control your anger?” “I clean the toilet bowl,” she said. Her husband was baffled. “How does that help?” he asked. “I use your toothbrush.” What’s . . .
Very busy Submitted by Katie Moreno Two new mothers were talking about a friend of theirs, who had just given birth to triplets. “You know, that only happens one in 12,000 times,” one mother said. “Amazing!” said the other. “How did she ever find time to do any housework?” Religious . . .